Haikus by Teresa
My name is Teresa and I am an Internet Junkie. Haikufish keeps me off of craigslist and occupies me when no one is available on AIM. What a great idea!
I need some time off
Replenish my willpower
Better luck next time
I'll do it myself
Sometimes the easiest things
Just appear that way
Children are noisy
And I used to hate silence
Can you believe it?
Volcanoes are neat
One may have destroyed Pompeii
But saved it as well9
If fish annoy you
We can have them for dinner
When you annoy me
Haikus are easy
I submitted some for you
So you'll get new texts
Dams power cities
Built over other cities
One for the other
Oysters are slimy
And shellfish are allergens
Why would you eat them?
PTA is FUN
Well, that's not exactly true
But at least I tried
Children love puddles
That's why we have galoshes
Why don't I use them
Fall leaves are falling
Enjoy all of the colors
Soon they will be gone
Strings of Christmas lights
Paths lit by luminaries
Make the season bright
I love caroling
I know all of the verses
Too bad my voice sucks
Turkey day is here
Should I count my calories?
Gluttony prevails
Here comes black Friday
Lines forming at 4 a.m.
Maxed out credit lines
Oh medicine-head
My favorite part of winter
Craving Sudafed
Pseudoephedrine free
Why do I need my license
To prove I am sick
Try to stay awake
The kids need your attention
Color or do crafts
Don't unpack too fast
Knives are dangerous you know
ERs are quite slow