Haikus by michelle
Why do they all look
at me funny when I say
I play with my wii?
Not my favorite
vodka but the new disco
bottle rocks my socks!
Oh no! She'll be back!!
She's putting a hex on us.
We're all in trouble.
How I long for a
paperless society.
Send a PDF!
I only use them
for fishbowls at restaurants.
I like free lunch.
Not safe to eat now?
What did they do to my chick-
en. Don't eat at Subway.
Who has a TIVO?
My fifteen minutes of fame.
Did you see my sign?
enet me on the
interweb. I'll call you when
someone opens it.
Did I change that clock?
Am I really late for work?
Oops, yeah...I forgot!
The Philly Eagles -
maybe they aren't so sure.
What's that white powder??
Buy the macbook says
Gary, Evan, Ari, and
Ben. Message received.
Slipped Ronald the tongue.
Kev, how far will you go to
become a Fry Guy?
It's a lovely town.
Real Italian Gelato!
Forgot to have cheese.
Southwest is more fun!
Midwest has chocolate chip
cookies and leg room
It's times like this when
I hate my job. Why did I
take that stupid oath?
Can't focus today.
Too busy writing haikus
to get real work done.
I need to write more!
Can't let Evan surpass me!!
It is neck and neck.
A treat in my inbox.
The spammers have succeeded!!
I.T. defeated!
An empty inbox.
Where will I get Viagra?
Sad day for spammers.
Gary is away
We'll get no haiku today
His turn to go play
Vacations are good
Away from reality
No schedule to keep
Gary is writing
haikus again. All I can
figure is yours sucks.
I'm stuck late at work.
I really do hate my job.
This place is a joke!
Over two weeks off
It's not that I hate my job
I just hate working
Red, round and shiney
We love the quesadillas
Tempt me Santa Fe
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An interruption free zone
People pay for this?
little white wonder
you know how to ease the pain
and give a great buzz