Haikus by Lisa
Temperature: one-twelve.
Dead center of the desert.
But it's dry heat!
Classroom is a mess.
Why won't the kids go away?
Day 1-7-5.
A bad day at school.
Greiving teachers, grieving kids.
A teacher is gone.
Robert, your rules suck.
Stick them where the sun don't shine.
Is there a second?
Why are there only
silly poems for kids? They
convey no meaning.
Just 4 more, Evan!
You are the King of Haiku;
fake poetry star!
Delivery man,
where are you with my sofa???
I'm sick of waiting.
My favorite Crash star...
Terrence Howard on Ellen!
I won't miss a thing!
Throwing food each day...:-(
Now you have a seating chart...:-(
See how you like it!...:-O
Guy throws up on street;
Secret purses in cellar;
New York is nutty.
Will you become fruit?
Or will you just flow'r and die?
I need more citrus.
Where did you come from?
Yesterday's tree was plain. Now,
my yard's poetic.
My problem, you see,
is brevity. As it were,
I'm quite long winded.
Try to work as hard
in class as you do peeing
on the toilet seat.
A girl can't do this.
Why did you pee on the seat?
Clean it up RIGHT NOW.
A twelve minute lunch
again; I'm not surprised.
I just don't like it.
Thesaurus.com
I marvel at your wonder.
Like a dinosaur.
Girls' trip, Savannah,
Don't take your mother-in-law...
You will go crazy.