Haikus by Evan
the website is done
new dates and information
rock on for update
run out of haikus?
it is ten o five, no text
time to write more prose
nice day for a run
too dark to notice the sky
do I feel rain drops?
when is this one due?
I just paid this, oh.. last month
time goes too darn fast.
box of pineapple
you can not eat all of those
pineapple party!
Jacksonville runner
don't blow off the green monster
the GATE river run
got songs in iTunes
need a few smallfish posters?
keep up the promo.
it is tropical
new album for all ages
grand prize pineapple
Nashville Tennessee
in business, he's a dealer
pre-owned vehicles
please rent my condo
it's a very happy place
I need your money
people like clean clothes
I don't really care that much
I don't want to smell
surrounded by stuff
really don't need anything
thanks anyway jerk
a tough decision
timing is so important
I'll get some sleep first
the daily special
all my Haikus have titles
Haiku Artist out
did you practice hard?
I was too busy this week
you have not improved.
a man and a mat
long time in strange positions
deep breath in and out
where is Gary now?
my guess is he is running.
won a pineapple!
I'm tired of running
working out makes me feel good
go get a jump rope
wait, wait, don't tell me..
it's the NPR news quiz
win Carl Kasell's voice
tomorrow is far
today will be tomorrow
not so far away
born in mid April
seventeen and still going
happy birthday P!
cheaper than driving
more public transportation
amtrak, rescue me
natural raisins
former grapes with a sun tan
potassium pill
aviary home
loony ones flock together
nothing but feathers
autopilot, me.
can't seem to shake the feeling
Somnambulistic
A Hint of the day...
rotate tires for best results...
easier tire change
stay on top of things
get behind to waste more time
Procrastination
I am a writer
except when I can not think
goodbye writers block
my brand new washer
clothes are cleaner than before
appliance upgrade
be nice to me please
I like when people are nice
please be nice to me
hungry for something?
how about something that's fun
excellent fondue
snowboard, helmet, gloves
ready for some adventure
this is a good gig
some fitness advice
eat well before your race day
proper nutrition
Wake up and eat fast
in a hurry, have to poop
A premonition
I'm off to Pittsburgh
want some ketchup with your fries?
Origin of Heinz
wedding bells will ring
Tom and Jodi tie the knot
guess what happens next?
any age is fine
piano, guitar, drums, bass
I am your teacher
man swimming in pool
hairy behind or naked?
tiny black speedo
editors response: probably the behind
I eat a lot now
I should be eating much more
now, time for breakfast
load in, set up, play
keynote, workshop and music
smallfish is retreat
eighteen degrees out
eighty degrees in this room
humidity.. gone
driving or flying
not a decision for me
oh southwest airlines
all batteries die
reserve battery power
time to plug it in
hungry for dinner?
garlic and anchovy smell
something Italian
North of chicago
America's dairy land
dine on lots of cheese
dress up for dinner
napoleon dynamite
I agreed to this?
writing, recording
we need another album
gotta start somewhere
writing, recording
we need another album
gotta start somewhere
G Tyler Kovar
a jack of all trades, almost
pierced speedo clad guy
nikeplus sensor
calibrated perfectly
how far have I run?
energy? no more.
I have not been out too late.
I think I am sick
Tori's pasta dish
there is a secret dressing
Caesar vinaigrette
I have a fever
no more cowbell is needed
just a lot more sleep
life is just a game.
synergy and exhaustion.
I love bananas!
sneeze, cough, blow the nose,
the flu finally got me.
try to sleep all day
duck pluck and front drive
I'm a lifeguard, here to help
in service training
drive fast it's raining!
in the carport just in time
nice day for a jeep
listen for the bell
one more minute till the sound
class is now dismissed
hangman is a game
do you want a vowel now?
little person hangs
wake up to the snow.
realize it is too cold.
now go back to bed
plywood, shiny nails.
tar paper, shingles and caulk.
no more leaky roof
is there a firewall?
look, free internet access.
access is denied.
special dark choc'late
pennsylvania tradition
Nipple cookies please
how I love Mondays.
sleep in and write a haiku
where does the day go?
If the big problem
is nine minutes past curfew
we are doing well
These new shoes are bad
blisters in some weird places
I'll just take them back
are you still thirsty?
grocery stores have great sales
I bought more fruit punch
Why am I so tired?
oh yea, tryptophane
don't drug my turkey!
motionless canvas
still asleep on the hammock
love peace and quiet
pillow and blanket
a two hour nap in hammock
woodpecker tapping
meatballs and pasta
I smell a beautiful thing
my wife is a chef
Christmas shopping time
what can I sell on e bay?
happy holidays!
smallfish on itunes
christmas CD for sale now!
hungry artist out.
michigan, 10 days.
florida boy prays for snow.
snowboarding season.
money grows on trees
chopped down and printed upon
paper made from bark
Catholic people
18 thousand high school kids
hail Mary, full of grace
listen to you? no.
you are not a real teacher
What's this referral?
The grocery store.
Where shopping is a pleasure.
Makes me so hungry.
Swim, bike, run, shower.
Swim, bike, run, shower again.
Swim, bike, run, shower.
clean out the closet,
how did I get so much stuff?
Salvation Army.
Hot tub time is here,
inflate the portable spa,
now just add water.
Buy one get one free.
they're magically delicious!
Lucky charms on sale.
my eyes are closing,
I don't sleep well anymore,
think I need a nap.
facebook friends are sweet.
once upon a time we met.
now please be my friend!
I'm the dishwasher
Just put them in the sink please.
scrub, rinse, dry and store
queue em up baby!
butter up the haiku guy.
gary is da bomb!
keep sending haikus?
I really don't want to lose.
my ego will bruise.
What's up on friday?
the food and wine festival.
eat, drink, be merry!
paperless statement?
yes, please. I don't like to waste.
still all this junk mail
eggs, cheese and peppers.
nice soft flour tortilla.
quesadilla time.
no pay, no reply
you are an ebay hoser
oh, why do you bid?
my white computer
do I see cracks in my case?
apple made it new
Feral cat strikes back.
I can not believe my ears.
Please, no more kittens
good pace this morning,
twenty-two hundred meters?
Kate, Seriously?
I hear no more beep.
One brand new small battery.
A happy sunpass.
edited on 9/26/07 per a phone call with Evan
Previously, the second line began with "Our"
The error could not be traced to a human
There were four small cats.
Two weeks old or maybe less.
Sadly euthanized.
Kitten noise outside.
In a box and in the jeep.
Animal control.
My grey boat is gone
Stolen by hoodlums last night.
So long, marine friend.
Sticky steering wheel
moist towelette to the rescue
can't believe it's wet
Nice night for a drive
Drive up tray hangs from window
I love root beer floats
Haiku du jour here
a great way to start your day
french cuisine pour vous
sitting in PA
at least it isn't snowing
this church needs AC