Haikus by b33sma11
Hi i'm a normal guy I'm gary's boss like a few other people on this page. I lke to wear women's panties on my head while playing copeius amount of video games. Both at the same time, not one or the other. haikuage is something i do because i'm downloading a new video game or at work. quote: "If you have ask the answer is already clear".
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ch3ck 0ut s0m3 ha1ku f1sh c4us3,
7h47 sh1t r r0x0r.
I drop bombs on these.
sophomoric haiku n00bs.
they can't hold me down.
You get to take drugs.
You make ample sums of cash.
Don't feel bad for you
telemarketer.
die in a car accident.
no calls on the phone.
my work doesn't stink,
you can kiss my big white ass.
tiny shmeckeled host!
haikufish.com-
dear god why do you not work-
site longs for trash can
My cat has no balls.
They got clipped by the doctor.
he is half a cat
credit cards are bad.
things i want, things i dont need.
well, no fun this month.
Dasani water.
I pay money for water.
stupid, stupid man
Waiting, still waiting
write on paper to pass the time
life needs direction
pretty are your screens
dear god why do you not work
trashcan invites comp
fish swim so freely
with grace, they move through water
I love tarter sauce
she drives me crazy
she makes my stomach hurt, bad
I crap brown water